My Qoutes Database

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Living reality Not a Facebook fantasy Like others Be yourself Quit acting like someone else.

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Women are a strange breed. They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Trust me I am a liar.

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend.

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.