My Qoutes Database

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Living reality Not a Facebook fantasy Like others Be yourself Quit acting like someone else.

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Women are a strange breed. They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.